"offroadkarter" (04RauderDTR) 05/06/2014 at 15:12 • Filed to: None

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Racescort666 > offroadkarter 05/06/2014 at 15:16

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THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR FRIEND-ZONING ME BITCH!!!

offroadkarter > Racescort666 05/06/2014 at 15:16

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*tips fedora*

For Sweden > offroadkarter 05/06/2014 at 15:19

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You're going to need to post a link

Squid > offroadkarter 05/06/2014 at 15:21

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Oh man if it only worked that way, that would be great.

Pixel > offroadkarter 05/06/2014 at 15:21

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What an ass.

I really hope they printed this guy's name so it can serve as a warning to other woman.

A relationship is not a business transaction where you buy the other person's devotion.

Jagvar > offroadkarter 05/06/2014 at 15:23

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I don't think I'd spend that much on someone to whom I wasn't yet married. Then again, I don't have that much to spend.

offroadkarter > Jagvar 05/06/2014 at 15:29

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I certainly wouldn't, yet again maybe this is why one of my friends is working 2 jobs so he can buy things for his dependapotamus of a GF and pay off all his debt to his parents. Meanwhile I show up to his house in a different car every time just to screw with him.

yamahog > Pixel 05/06/2014 at 15:36

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A relationship is not a business transaction where you buy the other person's devotion.

"But but I was NICE and bought her a drink so she owes me!!"

FWIW my boyfriend feels obligated to pay for everything even though I'd rather split everything and I hate it because it makes me feel like a freeloader. We're both employed adults, it doesn't make sense for him to buy both of us dinner and drinks every time we go anywhere.

Brian, The Life of > offroadkarter 05/06/2014 at 15:36

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"Dependapotamus" is probably the greatest thing I will read all day. Probably.

offroadkarter > Brian, The Life of 05/06/2014 at 15:39

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my one friend in the airforce said thats the word they use when they describe fat clingy girlfriends.

Roberto G. > offroadkarter 05/06/2014 at 15:42

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What I think is that surely she s***s like a Goddess... kinda like being able to remove the chrome from a tailpipe. Otherwise I just cannot imagine why someone would spend all that money on her.